Thursday, July 26, 2007

Other Ways to For The Easter Bunny to Off Himself

I saw this ad campaign designed to show a chocolate Easter Bunny committing suicide because he couldn’t compete with a certain candy line or dessert or something.

So it got me to thinking – what other ways could the venerable springtime treat do himself in?

Maybe by:

Pushing over a Harley outside a biker bar.

Hopping off the Bunny Trail.

Table saw.

Wearing a Red Sox jersey at Yankee Stadium.

Driving off a cliff – Thelma & Louise style.

Food processor.

The tired old razor blade and pills, glass of Merlot nearby. Lots of candles.

Flame thrower – melt the ears first, of course.

Hopping in front of an oncoming subway car.

Move in with a stoner.

Become a bodyguard for Gansta Rapper.

Well, crucifixion is a bit seasonal for him…

Climbing over the fence into the lion’s exhibit at the zoo.

Tying himself to the front of a NY cab.

Tying himself to a wrecking ball.

Tying himself to a lightning rod during a thunderstorm.

Hopping into a candy store with explosives strapped around his body.

Sunbathing, no sunscreen.

Become the drummer for Spinal Tap.

Go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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