I saw this ad campaign designed to show a chocolate Easter Bunny committing suicide because he couldn’t compete with a certain candy line or dessert or something.
So it got me to thinking – what other ways could the venerable springtime treat do himself in?
Maybe by:
Pushing over a Harley outside a biker bar.
Hopping off the Bunny Trail.
Table saw.
Wearing a Red Sox jersey at Yankee Stadium.
Driving off a cliff – Thelma & Louise style.
Food processor.
The tired old razor blade and pills, glass of Merlot nearby. Lots of candles.
Flame thrower – melt the ears first, of course.
Hopping in front of an oncoming subway car.
Move in with a stoner.
Become a bodyguard for Gansta Rapper.
Well, crucifixion is a bit seasonal for him…
Climbing over the fence into the lion’s exhibit at the zoo.
Tying himself to the front of a NY cab.
Tying himself to a wrecking ball.
Tying himself to a lightning rod during a thunderstorm.
Hopping into a candy store with explosives strapped around his body.
Sunbathing, no sunscreen.
Become the drummer for Spinal Tap.
Go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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