Deck The Halls With Boughs of Turkey –
Setting a Festive Mood
Now that the holiday season is bearing down upon us, thoughts of spending time with friends and loved ones no doubt warms many hearts. Many people will find that this is the perfect time to throw a party. According to many frequent hosts, the key to throwing a successful holiday party is to “set the proper mood.” How better to let your guests know just what kind of party to expect than with a festive party name?
Thanksgiving:
Yes, That Is a Drumstick in My Pocket, and I AM Happy to See You
Whatever Floats Your Gravy Boat
Let’s Find More Indigenous People to Infect, Overrun, and Humiliate!
DYFS Investigates the “Special Family Stuffing”
Get The Hell Out – The Malls Open in 11 Hours!
Snapping Dad’s Hamstring Wishbone in the Annual Backyard Football Gala
Dysenturkey
Christmas:
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and How the Man Kept Him Down
el-Hazziz, the REALLY Other Reindeer
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas; Make the Yuletide OH ALL RIGHT ALREADY! My Marriage is a Sham and I Love Showtunes!
Claus-trophobic
O Stoli Night
Last Tree in the Lot
Line Up Here For Your Candy Caning!
Somebody Get Rudolph to the Vet! It Ain’t His Nose That’s Glowing Now!”
What’s a Christmas Party Without Stocking Stuffers? Elves, Bring in Your Yule Logs!
“I’ve Never SEEN So Much Mistletoe!”
The E! True North Pole Story:
Why Mrs. Claus Won’t Go “Down the Chimney” Anymore
New Year’s Eve:
Resolve This, Mr. Glass Half Full!
Screw the Auld Acquaintances, They’re The Same Ones That Gave Fruitcake For Christmas!
Didn’t I Get Rid of You People at Thanksgiving?
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